I read Marie Kondo’s book in 2015 and decided it was time to clean out my skin care and makeup stash. It was not fun.
That’s not all of it, even. Boxes of face masks, bottles, lipsticks, old foundations that never worked for me, etc.
It was too much.
Confronting the reality that I had spent way too much on things that didn’t actually work — or that I ended up not liking after a couple of uses — was a bit gut-wrenching. That’s a lot of money burnt in that one picture.
The good news is that I’ve been able to keep my stash smaller since. I no longer let things get out of control, and try to finish the stuff I bought. Sure, I still have a few purchases I regret, but I think I’ve been a lot more circumspect in the last couple of years, so I don’t have much to destash when I do my annual cleaning.
Besides, with the regular laser facial treatments, I no longer have to use a lot of skin care products. I just have my cleanser, makeup remover, moisturizer, and sunscreen. No more mucking about with two thousand toners and serums.
That said, my biggest problem area has to be lip products.
I think one reason why I easily accumulate lipsticks is because they’re a lot safer. I don’t have to worry about some ingredient in them breaking me out, because they don’t actually go on my face. They’re cheaper than other makeup items (generally speaking) and there are so many to choose from.
You can have lipsticks of varying shades, textures, and finishes so having more than one is a given. It’s like having a wardrobe for your lips!
The problem for me is that I only use a handful of the lip products I own, which I find rather wasteful. I can count on one hand the lipsticks that I actually use on a daily basis, and the rest languish on my desk and drawers.
I’ve already gotten rid of a bunch, but even with this pared down collection I still have way more than I regularly use. So, I figured I might as well do a KonMari evaluation on my lipsticks, aka does this spark joy?
Here are the ones that make the cut:
NARS Velvet Matte Pencil in Dragon Girl
This is it, the holy grail of red lipsticks. Orientalist name aside, I’ve been obsessed with this lip pencil for at least five years now.
The Velvet Mattes are easy to apply, precise, and will never feather or run. It takes very little effort to get maximum color payoff and it’s incredibly long-wearing. More importantly, I get compliments every time I wear this, so what’s not to like?
Dragon Girl is a bright blue-based red than leans slightly pink, and people who want a true red won’t really enjoy it. In my case though, it’s exactly the right color for my complexion. It’s my perfect red and I love it with all my heart.
JEFFREE STAR COSMETICS Velour Liquid Lipstick in Doll Parts
I went to newly opened beauty emporium Freyja to check out the Jeffree Star highlighters, but they didn’t have any. Instead I found the liquid lipsticks.
I wasn’t too keen on getting them because I don’t have a lot of love for liquid lipsticks. They tend to be drying and take a lot of work.
But then I saw they had Doll Parts available, a color Trixie Mattel had mentioned at some point. (Was it on Unhhhhhhh? I’m not sure.) I picked that shade up and life hasn’t been the same for me since.
Remember what I said about blue-toned shades? This one is absolute perfection. It’s a lovely muted pink with just the right amount of blue in it, so I get the most wonderful barbie shade on my lips.
I call this my “everyday” shade, which cracks my sisters up because Doll Parts is pretty bright and isn’t subdued at all. For someone who wears red lipstick to the grocery, though, it’s my “I’m nice and sweet” color.
BLK COSMETICS Soft Matte Mousse in Joy
I’ve already talked about the Soft Matte Mousse multiple times here (and in real life) because I’m flipping obsessed with it. Earlier I mentioned that I was having trouble getting hold of the Holiday shades (Joy and Happy) because of a delivery snafu.
Well I got fed up and cancelled my order with Shopee. I went to the Glorietta store and bought Joy (but not Happy, because I didn’t like the swatch that much) in less than 10 minutes. Goodbye, Shopee. I’m done with you.
Back to the lipstick. This is a beautiful red — still a bit blue-toned, but a lot more true red than Dragon Girl. It’s the sort of red that is bright enough to lift your spirits on dreary days.
Because it’s a brighter shade, you have to be slightly more careful with this than the other Soft Matte Mousse shades. It still has that soft blur to it, though, so it has a more casual, lived-in vibe than most red lipsticks.
I think when Marie Kondo asks, “does it spark joy,” she doesn’t mean this Joy, but it works anyway.
ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS Lip Gloss in Vintage
I got a deluxe sample of this from Sephora and I must admit I just wanted to try something from the brand after hearing so much about it for so long. I thought it would be some regular nude lip gloss, but it’s more. So much more.
For one, it’s so opaque that it fully covers your natural lip color. Vintage is a dusty pink shade that works great on my skin tone, sort of an MLBB. There’s a lot of shine here, too, so you get that real flashy pout that lip glosses are known for.
The best part, though, is that it stays. It’s something you don’t normally expect from glosses, because glosses are — by nature — not long-lasting. It’s why we were all constantly re-applying in the 90s.
This one from ABH, though, really sticks. It’s so odd, to be honest. A tiny bit wipes off every time you dab your lips with a tissue, but when you check in the mirror, it’s still there.
Of course it’ll wipe off completely eventually after multiple drinks and eating non-stop, but it stains so you’ll still get a nice fade of color even if you don’t re-apply. I seriously don’t understand how it works, but it works so I love it.
FENTY BEAUTY Gloss Bomb in Fenty Glow
Ah, Fenty. I am seriously in love. Sure, not everything they produced works for me. Stunna — I have three — isn’t really something I reach for. The formula just isn’t my thing despite the many glowing reviews.
But this lip gloss, though. When they say universal, they aren’t joking. It’s a great rose gold shade that fits everyone. It works great for dried and chapped lips, so I use this any time my matte shades get too drying.
I also have Diamond Milk, but it just isn’t the same. It’s the rose gold color that really makes this an excellent lip gloss for anyone who wants some 90s shine. The only downside is that I find the scent rather cloying with regular use.
Which reminds me. I just got the new shade Fu$$y, so…
I don’t even know why I ever talk about downsizing my lipstick collection.